What an experience.....
The Whale
If you read the front page story of the SF Chronicle, you would have read about a female humpback whale who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines.
She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line tugging in her mouth.
A fisherman spotted her just east of the Farralone Islands (outside the Golden Gate) and radioed an environmental group for help.
Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived and determined that she was so bad off, the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her ... a very dangerous proposition.
One slap of the tail could kill a rescuer.They worked for hours with curved knives and eventually freed her. When she was free, the divers say she swam in what seemed like joyous circles. She then came back to each and every diver, one at a time, and nudged them, pushed gently around - she thanked them. Some said it was the most incredibly beautiful experience of their lives.
The guy who cut the rope out of her mouth says her eye was following him the whole time, and he will never be the same.
May you, and all those you love, be so blessed and fortunate ... to be surrounded by people who will help you get untangled from the things that are binding you.
And, may you always know the joy of giving and receiving gratitude.
I pass this on to you, my friend, in the same spirit.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Monday, January 15, 2007
How To Not Get Sick
1. How you get sick:
Okay, so, what happens, is that a virus/sickness germy thing goes into any opening in your body(nostrils, open cuts, etc.). Then, it finds your blood stream, and burrows into one of your blood cells. There, it pretty much has millions of baby's, and they go out, and find other blood vessels. Do not panic, though. This very thing is happening to you, every day! It is only when you get sick, that the virus is winning, temporarily.
How To Get Sick:
A. Drink lake water. (make sure it has no algae, or construction mud.)
B. Sleep under a constantly blowing vent
C. Lick your lips
D. Lick a dollar bill
E. Don't wash your hands for a day, then lick them. Then swallow.
2. How to not get sick:
A. Wash your hands. Do you know how much bacteria is on your hands right now? millions, and they're duplicating.
B. Don not lick your lips. Licking your lips will only attract the virus.
3. If you do get sick:
A. If you do get sick, that means your emmune system is down. Drink some nice, pure chamomile tea.
B. Go for a walk. it will get the oxygen flowing in your blood system, and bring help to the overtaken blood cells faster. If you do go for a walk:
1. don't over-tire yourself. That will just make it worse.
2. Wear shoes, and tons of thick layers. You want to sweat out the impurities in your skin,
and blood cells.
Okay, so, what happens, is that a virus/sickness germy thing goes into any opening in your body(nostrils, open cuts, etc.). Then, it finds your blood stream, and burrows into one of your blood cells. There, it pretty much has millions of baby's, and they go out, and find other blood vessels. Do not panic, though. This very thing is happening to you, every day! It is only when you get sick, that the virus is winning, temporarily.
How To Get Sick:
A. Drink lake water. (make sure it has no algae, or construction mud.)
B. Sleep under a constantly blowing vent
C. Lick your lips
D. Lick a dollar bill
E. Don't wash your hands for a day, then lick them. Then swallow.
2. How to not get sick:
A. Wash your hands. Do you know how much bacteria is on your hands right now? millions, and they're duplicating.
B. Don not lick your lips. Licking your lips will only attract the virus.
3. If you do get sick:
A. If you do get sick, that means your emmune system is down. Drink some nice, pure chamomile tea.
B. Go for a walk. it will get the oxygen flowing in your blood system, and bring help to the overtaken blood cells faster. If you do go for a walk:
1. don't over-tire yourself. That will just make it worse.
2. Wear shoes, and tons of thick layers. You want to sweat out the impurities in your skin,
and blood cells.
What we will evolve into:
Okay, so about 100 years ago, we all had beautiful, well-balanced faces.
Now, we have pointier ears, which will grow pointier from loud noises.
Our eyebrows will get pointy, and natural wrinkles on our foreheads will appear from stress.
Bags will appear under our eyes from drugs
and, finally, canines will appear from all the meat being eaten!
I have seen a picture of what we will eventually look like, and we look like vampires!!!!!!!!
Now, we have pointier ears, which will grow pointier from loud noises.
Our eyebrows will get pointy, and natural wrinkles on our foreheads will appear from stress.
Bags will appear under our eyes from drugs
and, finally, canines will appear from all the meat being eaten!
I have seen a picture of what we will eventually look like, and we look like vampires!!!!!!!!
Your very own, Home-made collection of meteorites!
STEP 1:
get a very strong magnet. My magnets are noise magnets from the dollar store. Also, you will need a box, to put the meteorites in.
STEP 2:
Run the Magnet over your gutter, and little meteorites should stick to it.
STEP 3:
In case you haven't guessed the third step, pick the meteorites off the magnet, and put them in the box.
Do this every morning, and your Meteorite collection will be very large by the end of the month.
If you want to reach places in your gutter that haven't been reached, Put the magnet in a sock. tie a very long string to the sock, and throw it into the gutter!
get a very strong magnet. My magnets are noise magnets from the dollar store. Also, you will need a box, to put the meteorites in.
STEP 2:
Run the Magnet over your gutter, and little meteorites should stick to it.
STEP 3:
In case you haven't guessed the third step, pick the meteorites off the magnet, and put them in the box.
Do this every morning, and your Meteorite collection will be very large by the end of the month.
If you want to reach places in your gutter that haven't been reached, Put the magnet in a sock. tie a very long string to the sock, and throw it into the gutter!
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